bikini clad women in canoes

[peterng]

Ken,

I think I would like to see more bikini clad women in canoes. You are a tad bit thin on bikini clad women in canoes.

Could you get a focus group or commitee or something working on that sort of thing?

Thanks,
Pete

[Ken Corbett]

Biff and I are heavily into "bridge crumpet" ... sightings of enticing females at bridge crossings on rivers. Usually our sightings are only hallucinations, but sometimes it's hard to tell.

River nymphs are also nice to see on a trip. We usually see them bathing in waterfall pools. They are flighty critters, though, ya gotta sneak up on them.

I've heard second-hand stories of romantic encounters on out-of-the-way canoe trips ... I don't know whether to believe them. I'm sure it's happened sometime to somebody somewhere.

So I have no tales to tell of bikini-clad women in canoes.

[palmer]

IF I saw 50 naked women on a canoe trip. there would be 51 naked people. I will tell you that!

[Ken Corbett]

That sounds like overkill to me. I would prefer seeing far fewer bikini-clad (keepin' it clean here, folks) women than 50. Preferably a single-digit number, at least.

I remeber once my buddy Scofflaw and I were cruising down the lower Nashwaak, yeah we were fishin', and lo and behold, there were seven or eight females, all adults of varying ages, hootin' 'n' hollerin' up a storm on the pebbly bank of an island. They were clutching bottles of various liquors, and several of them were waving to us, inviting us to come to shore and party with them.

I was seated in the back, and I turned the canoe to come into shore, just a bit in that direction, and Scofflaw said "Jeez, are you crazy? They'll tear us apart in ten seconds flat!"

I heeded his frantic warning, and we passed within a yard of their clutching fingers and jeering faces as we swerved back into mid-stream. I'm lucky to be here telling you this story tonight.

Ken

[ryanward10]

You know I can think of worse ways to meet the end than the one you described above Ken. Whassamatter, you wanna live forever?

[ldmrt]

Remember to keep your bikinis on while paddling the Restigouche River this year. The police patrols are actually supposed to crack down on "indecent" acts this summer..... so no nude sunbathing in your canoes!

[Ken Corbett]

I aim to please ... I know they are not bikini-clad, but they look happy and welcoming.



Ken