Post by Ken Corbett on May 5, 2009 21:09:51 GMT -5
That sounds like overkill to me. I would prefer seeing far fewer bikini-clad (keepin' it clean here, folks) women than 50. Preferably a single-digit number, at least.
I remeber once my buddy Scofflaw and I were cruising down the lower Nashwaak, yeah we were fishin', and lo and behold, there were seven or eight females, all adults of varying ages, hootin' 'n' hollerin' up a storm on the pebbly bank of an island. They were clutching bottles of various liquors, and several of them were waving to us, inviting us to come to shore and party with them.
I was seated in the back, and I turned the canoe to come into shore, just a bit in that direction, and Scofflaw said "Jeez, are you crazy? They'll tear us apart in ten seconds flat!"
I heeded his frantic warning, and we passed within a yard of their clutching fingers and jeering faces as we swerved back into mid-stream. I'm lucky to be here telling you this story tonight.
Remember to keep your bikinis on while paddling the Restigouche River this year. The police patrols are actually supposed to crack down on "indecent" acts this summer..... so no nude sunbathing in your canoes!
"As long as the river still runs to the sea, Hey Lucky You, Lucky Me"---Alan Doyle, Great Big Sea